Horror Movie Rules

Don’t ever look back

Because it’s gaining on you,

Don’t think it’s wise

To travel in groups of two.

Don’t check the basement

Nor turn out the light,

Don’t say “Ill be right back”

Not on this night

Don’t laugh at the idea

Of killers and ghosts

The one who is next

Is the one scared the most.

The couple who has sex

Always dies first

Use silver bullets

On the ones with the thirst.

If you’re growing hair

Or pointed ears

You are becoming

One of your fears

Kids who spit pea soup

They need the priest,

Steer clear of those

Who bear the mark of the beast

If you heard a noise

That goes bump in the night

Don’t look for what it is

Just get out of site.

So don’t look back

Because it’s gaining on you

If you want to live

Follow the horror movie rules.

(I got this from the web, and would love to credit the author. If you wrote this, please email me and let me know.)