A collection of Sway's favorite morbid jokes

Funny Bumper Stickers

- My gene pool could use some chlorine

-I love cats...they taste just like chicken

-The more people I meet the more I like my dog

-REHAB is for quitters

-I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

-Your kid may be an honor student, but your still an IDIOT!

-It is as BAD as you think, and yes they're out to get you

-If we weren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

-Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control

-It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

-Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill

-Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere might be happy

-The sex was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette